Tuesday, June 11, 2013

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In Case You Missed It... 6-11-2013

* You haven't truly made it as a Gospel Music Driver until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph.

* So our government can't track illegal immigrants or expired visas, but they know exactly who I called last Thursday at 3;07pm?

* There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That's why its a joke.

* Who ever came out with the phrase “The freaks come out at night” has obviously never been to Wal*Mart during the day…

* This man may as well be wearing a squirrel on his head as well as that toupe is foolin' folks...

* Someone help me out here... just HOW thick does a woman's moustache need to get before she shaves it?

* I just saw a lady whose mole is having a bad hair day....

* After eating at The Amish Door restaurant in Wilmot, OH today, there is no doubt in my mind how the turkey feels on Thanksgiving now...

* I love you - said too much by people who don't really mean it and not said enough by people who do.

* Since I have a Verizon phone, I now throw random things into my conversations... "The chicken likes crackers." And I use "Al Qaeda" a lot.

* The expert in anything was once a beginner...

* Sometimes the greatest song is not a greatest hit. @JimDBrady

* Sooooo... I just received a call from the NSA telling me to stop calling my neighbor to ask if their refrigerator is running. #scary

* Some things are better left unsaid... but that NEVER stops me.

* My definition of “Team Effort?” A lot of people doing what I say.

* I’m not lazy… I’m just VERY physically conservative.

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