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In Case You Missed It... 10-7-2013
- It's wrong to judge people. Unless you can just tell by looking at them that they're a butthead.
- My updated resume is really just a list of crap I hope I never have to do again.
- I know I make it look easy, but being ignored is much harder than it looks.
- Behind every great nickname is a great screw up.
- WOW!! I had no idea... NO IDEA... the numbers on our bathroom scale went that high. I actually got dizzy watching them spin.
- My parents gave me genes that don't fit right…
- It's actually really hard being this narcissistic… people should be more understanding.
- If by 'eating disorder' you mean 'can't stop eating anything and everything' then yes, I have an eating disorder.
- Oh, your son is 73 months old. That's cool. I literally have no idea if he's five or forty two…
- If wang chung is outlawed only outlaws will wang chung.
- Let's get this week started off with MORE COWBELL!!
- On a scale of man-nipples to car alarms, how useless is Congress?
- So this Lady in a Lexus at the next pump was bitching about gas prices on a gold iPhone holding a Starbucks. Long story short I need bail money…
- When you ask us not to be judgmental yet you've misspelled judgmental, you've sorta painted us into a corner, now haven't you?
- Just stop for a second and imagine what would happen if everybody did, indeed, Wang Chung tonight.
- You can have your 26.2 and 13.1... I'm stickin' with my 0.0.
- Everyday I try to not be the raging lunatic that I know I am... and I don't think my efforts are ever completely appreciated by each of you.
- If you've been wondering what that smell is for more than 10minutes, it's probably you.
- I love having the A/C on BoB (the Big 'ol Bus) set to "Penguin."
- The country wouldn't be in this mess if Col. Sanders was still around.
- America, America if we spent as much time loving and forgiving as we do hating and finger pointing then all of our problems would be solved.
- Until further notice, all members of Congress should be forced to text and drive.
- I'm researching to see if there is a path to killer abs via enchiladas...
- Always strive to be more than you think you can be...
- A new horror movie coming out... the beautiful vixen finds out the love of her life is... a... Democrat. Arghhhhhhh...
- I'm pretty busy today so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself, that would be a huge help. Thanks in advance...
- I just found out how to burn 800 calories in 30 minutes... leave the pizza in the oven too long.
- Not sure if everything is expensive… of if I’m just poor.
- I can't tell if I'm dealing better with life these days or if I just don't give a crap anymore...
- Oh no. We run out of money at midnight. The government will shut down. The sky if falling. Folks... we are $16 TRILLION in debt. We ran out of money a LONG time ago.
- There’s nothing better than lounging around in your underwear reading a good book. I just hate when the librarian threatens to call the cops...
- Chinese Food: $16.72
Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94
Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless
- So when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer... it's art. When I do it... I'm asked to leave Wal*Mart.
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