* I'm not sure if it would be easier to clean this trailer or just burn it down and start over.
* Soooo… I guess its considered rude to compliment someone on how much she sweats.
* I'd love to know what I'm thinking right now. Hopefully the voices in my head and I will be back on speaking terms soon.
* Sarcasm. Because beating the hell out of people is illegal.
* I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
* I remember dating a girl in high school that had a lazy eye… or maybe it's that the other eye was an overacheiver.
* I would love to learn who my our cat's coke dealer is...
* So I guess my neighbor got divorced and they split the house. He got the outside....